And Speaking of Vocabulary ...

Todd: Mom, I have a problem.
Me: What's the matter, sweetie?
Todd: Um, I'm a little like Grandpa, I think.
Me: What's that supposed to mean?
Todd: Ummmmm, I'm a little uncomfortable around too many people, and I don't think I like small places very much. I think I have, ummmmm, ummmmm, squishy-itis or something.
Me: Um, I think you mean claustrophobia. But, I have to say, I think your word is more descriptive, I'm tempted to add it to my vocabulary. Let's check with Webster's and see what they say.
Todd: Sounds like a plan, as long as I don't have to stand in any large crowds. :D

Aren't kids smart?